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May 27

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An All-New Slights of the Roundtable Episode!

Episode 60: Getting Betwixt Thee (Thy Ears, Anyway)

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Join MP, J(dot)biz and Yacht Rot Mike for a magical half hour of silliness. You’ll want to share some deodorant with a friend, take care of your amoebic dysentery and find out who you will marry by the end of it but that’s pretty typical ‘round these parts. Turn on your late 70s FM filter to listen properly. 

Chicagoland Stand Up Round Up - Now through June 29th

Gorilla Tango is known for its variety of entertainment options – from stand up to improv to drama to everything in between! With a long-established base in Chicago (Bucktown), Gorilla Tango now it makes it’s way to the North Shore with Gorilla Tango’s Skokie Theatre. Come sample the best that Chicagoland stand up has to offer at this Friday night sampler hosted by local stand up comedienne and overall swell gal, Kelsie Huff (www.kelsiehuff.com). With a rotating selection of local funny men and women each week, the Chicagoland Stand Up Round Up is sure to keep you laughing again and again!

Produced by Gorilla Tango Theatre.

Fridays at 8pm, May 4 – June 29, 2012 (except: 5/11/12 at 9:30pm and 5/25/12 at 10pm). Tickets are $20. 

May 26

An All-New Slights of the Roundtable Episode!

Episode 59: Prickly Fork Tine

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This week’s episode is a masters course in topical joke writing. Don’t get the wrong idea, we don’t give you examples of good jokes but rather we show you exactly what not to do. This is a very important lesson that will be as valuable to you as learning your multiplication tables. You may want to escort all of the crickets in the room away before pressing play. 

Poor Choices Show w/ Chris Witaske

http://poorchoicesshow.podbean.com/2012/05/01/episode-152-the-magic-of-chris-witaske/  We talk SNL, Annoyance, Second City, and magic. 

May 25

An All-New Slights of the Roundtable Episode!

Episode 58: Arrived With No Gate

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What’s worse than having a jet airliner jammed up your ass? Listening to these three talk about Dave Matthews Band’s “Satellite”, what constitutes Middle Eastern food and pall bearing. …And they come into yoooouuuuu

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May 24

An All-New Slights of the Roundtable Episode!

Episode 57: Crimean Heaven

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Have you ever heard some jokes written while under the influence of chemo therapy? You can answer “yes” to that question as soon as you hit play but first you may want to hop into a bath and call your mom for some honesty before booking your trip on the Titanic II. Put some ice into your drink and get impregnated with Slights of the Roundtable!

Party Bus Stop - For tickets, call (773) 935-6100 or visit Ticketmaster today!

Party Bus Stop - For tickets, call (773) 935-6100 or visit Ticketmaster today!

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